Dawkins' Dog Kennel

This was in the UK Salvation Army’s magazine War Cry, dated 5th May 2012.

What the f**k? How do you suddenly go from talking about some rapper on Britain’s Got Talent to discussing Jeeeesus and quoting Matthew? The author, and I use the term loosely, Helen Brett, really could use a reality check. The irony is that I’m pretty sure that if god exists then the head judge, Simon Cowell, would most likely be Satan!

*facepaw*